This summer, put your phone away for a few days. Make some memories that no-one knows about. Make some memories that are just yours.
if you have ‘socially awkward’ in your description because you think it makes you look cute, you’re a bit of a tosser
Not really feelin this whole school college work until I die thing
the price of a popcorn and soda at target: $1.99
the price of a popcorn and soda at the movies: an entire month’s rent and your first born child
my friendship comes in 3 levels:
3) inappropriate sexual humor.
It bothers me that no one has the patience to deal with someone who is just sad.
nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing
I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?
yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate
i like you